The Unicorn did it…

This has to be one of the funniest news stories I’ve read in awhile:

Wed Mar 14, 12:56 PM ET

LOS ANGELES (AFP) – A man accused of drunk-driving and crashing his truck into a lamp post told police

a unicorn had been at the wheel when it careered off the road, local media reported Wednesday.
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Phillip Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunk-driving when he appeared before a court in the western state of Montana on Tuesday, the Billings Gazette reported.

The court heard that Holliday has five previous convictions, four felonies, 35 misdemeanors and 53 traffic violations — including 28 convictions for driving with a suspended license.

His March 7 crash in Billings was witnessed by two police officers, said prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist, but Holliday still insisted a unicorn was driving when he slammed into the street lighting, shortly after jumping a red light.

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